Dec 9, 2019
Tired of boring
soysnacks?
Do you wish your Childcare
Drone would offer you something a little more appetizing during
your allotted snack period?
Well the answer is here... if
you're Spinradical enough!
<music: cheesy 80's guitar
slide I to rock>
Johnny Chips! A new krill-based
snack chip designed in the world's most extreme
laboratories!
It's radical! Johnny Spinrad
eats these when he goes...
Skydiving!
<chorus yells:
Spinradical!>
BASE jumping!
<chorus yells:
Spinradical!>
Paragliding!
<chorus yells:
Spinradical!>
Johnny Chips! Are you extreme
enough to eat like Spinrad?
Caution: each serving of Johnny
Chips contains as much, or more, caffeine than a liter of standard
brew soycaf. Limit caffeine products to avoid nervousness,
sleeplessness, occasional heart failure, and possible absence from
your place of employment. Global Spinrad accepts no
responsibility for any organ failure caused either in part or in
full from the overconsumption of Johnny Chips.
Music used in this
episode:
Jack’s Garage
by Midnight North